Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize