A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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