Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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