this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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