You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
