no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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