I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you inspire me to be a worse person
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free