I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.