I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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