remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You ate ashes out of my bong
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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