That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You've changed since you got that strap on
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