I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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