and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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