ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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