she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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