also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so let's talk penis.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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