Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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