everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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