he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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