Got a toothbrush?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
