Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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