I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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