I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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