Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Can i not drive my cunt home
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
