I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
how drunk are you?
Several
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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