break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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