I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
