I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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