so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Drake has all the answers
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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