I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said βyour lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.β
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