David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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