come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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