White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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