My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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