so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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