I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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