Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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