Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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