apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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