You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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