Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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