Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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