Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
