And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
ok first of all what the fuck
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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