She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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