3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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