He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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