quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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