walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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