I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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