Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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