I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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