The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
