uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If I die, sorry about rent.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Verdict: uncircumcised.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize