Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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