On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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