if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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