My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you would pick up someone in the library
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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